BurgerFuel

Let’s get cole-slawtered!

We’ve been running around like madmen here (you know, totally nude… with chainsaws) getting ready to launch two new and very awesome things: 1) The Texas Coleslaw Massacre Burger and 2) Our biggest, most epic comp of 2014.

Some people say the only good thing to come out of Texas is Beyonce…. which is absolutely untrue. It’s also the home of backless chaps, your mum’s signature song ‘The Players and the Pimps’, Bill Clinton’s favourite restaurant… and the inspiration for our latest special.

Tasting as good as Miss Texas looked during the bikini heats at Miss Universe, The Texas Coleslaw Massacre Burger is packed to bursting with free range chicken breast, herb coleslaw with ranch dressing, hash browns, tasty bacon, wood smoked BBQ sauce and juicy mango. 

To celebrate the launch of this not-so-little beauty of a burger (and our slightly inappropriate love of horror movies), we’ve launched something terrifyingly MASSIVE. For the next two months we’re giving away an itchy card with every burger purchased. These itchy cards will give peeps the chance to win a trip for 2 to Texas… to die for (worth $15,000) as well as over $250,000 worth of BurgerFuel Hook-Ups and prizes from brands like Husqvarna, PlayStation®, Casio G-Shock, Pioneer, Spookers, ilabb, Taupo Tandem Skydives, Puma, Huffer, Universal Pictures and more.

So get into store and start scratching your itchies (but not someone else’s, that’s just gross). 

The finer details are about as exciting as thinly sliced cabbage, but if you do want to find out all the nitty-gritties, head to www.burgefuel.com/texas.