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Santa Boars is back in town!

We remember once when a young marketing piglet sent an email out about Santa Boars coming to town, in between dipping various body parts into eggnog and experimenting with tequilla, shetland ponies and aioli. We accidentally sent it out to Australia as well.

A faithful Aussie VIB went to the store to find out that in fact, Santa Boars had not come to that town. He emailed expressing his feelings of disappointment, utter heartbreak and a picture of himself trying to put a pig into a red suit. It was a low moment for the then marketing department of one to ruin a whole nation’s Christmas with just one email. Efficient – yes, tactful – no.

Good news, Santa Boars has come to town for all the little boys and girls in New Zealand AND Australia. Not only that, he’s made a list, checked it 14 times, and found out who’s been naughty, nice and whose Christmas hands got them in trouble at the office do last year.

Santa Boars also knows you love a good porking so we’ve taken grilled strips of mouth-watering free range pork, the crispiest of crackling, whole cranberries mixed with apple puree and put them in with the usual BurgerFuel goodness.

Oh yeah, December isn't a month, it's a complex mental state.