Fact, when Johnny Cash sang “I fell in to a burning ring of fire”, he had just stuffed his face full with a Fire Bird.
To be honest if he wasn’t enjoying the chicken with spicy chilli salsa, smothered in sour cream, smashed avocado and SRB so much, he might have stopped chewing, and everyone would have heard he actually meant to call it Ring Of Fire Bird. But them’s the breaks. If he had, we could have just linked to his song on YouTube instead of having to compose this rubbish haiku…
Doofer self-combusts
Chillies in Fire Bird nest roast
Avo up in flame
PS: Avo means avocado, it’s really hard to fit a four syllable word into a haiku
