BURGERFUEL THICKSHAKES

A selection of all-natural BurgerFuel Thickshakes

All our shakes are blended fresh to order with the freshest, finest milk we can get our hands on – we know it’s the best because we get it delivered daily by our mate Pete from down on the farm who runs through the big green paddocks singing slow jams to his cows. Happy cows make the best milk - fact. Then we combine it with our very own all-natural BurgerFuel WHIP. 

To get it to its gloriously thick state we spin it around more vigorously than Shakira shaking her hips and finally, we add one of our three life-changing flavours; Chocolate, Strawberry or Caramel. It all comes together to make it the thickshake you have come to know and love.

Then we thought, 'well that was too easy' so we decided to make our lives a bit more complicated and to keep us on our toes, we decided to get soy milk... Ok, it was the 90's, toes weren’t invented yet. After soaking, grinding and then tasting thousands of soybeans, we were able to make our milky but not milk goodness that we serve today. Leaving smiles all round for those who don’t dig dairy.

CHOCOLATE

Collected from the tears of 1,000 of the finest, hand-made, chocolate rabbits that we buy in bulk after Easter.

STRAWBERRY

Hand-plucked in the dark of night, under a full moon, by naked elves and ripened to perfection under the blazing sun.

CARAMEL

Created by top French chefs and infused with the sound of James Brown's voice to give it a little extra velvet (yip, we figured out how to do that).