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Fush and Chups iz back
Welcome to 2017, where a few nights ago we were all ‘supposed’ to have an epic, never-ending, continuous-rave night out. When in reality we are stoked if we managed to stay up till at least midnight on New Year’s Eve while sitting on the couch watching the Top 100 countdown. 2016 was… well to be honest a pretty shit year all round. Let’s reflect…
- The U.S. Election. End. Trump vs Clinton, that wall vs her emails, political amateur vs political WAG.
- Aaron Smith and his tryst in a disabled toilet. Can anyone say "spacious"?
- You were no one if you didn’t walk 20kms a day, blindly walk into random people’s houses, swipe the skin off your index finger and “catch them all”. Pokemon returned.
- Prince passed away, Purple Rain no more.
- Steven Adams is hands down the best Moustache in New Zealand*, oh and he’s pretty good at ball in the basket too. *Apart from Tim, our Culture guy, who literally got voted the best moustache.
- Rio de Janeiro named Ryan Lochte number one on their hit list. Oh and the Olympics happened too, we <3 Eliza!
- We learnt to never cross Gilda Fitzpatrick and that the Auckland housewives will freely throw racial slurs at you left, right and centre.
- The Government gave us the worst possible options for changing our flag. So we didn’t.
- R.I.P Snape Snape Severus Snape.
- Leo taught us that the planet is f***ed if we don’t all get off our ass and do something. Promise us you will fix it Jack…
- Brexit has meant that the U.K. is more isolated than those cows on their island.
- Hunt for the Wilderpeople was the best thing since LOTR.
But never fear good news is on the horizon for the year of the Rooster.
Five years ago today we rolled out our delicious, critically acclaimed Fush & Chups Meal, and due to popular demand, that unforgettable bad boy is back for another New Zealand summer!
It’s time to slip into trendy slides, slap on some SPF 50+ (cheers to the Ozone Oz-hole) and fill up the chilly bin because we’ve got your beach picnic sorted with the Fush & Chups meal - A Firestone Fish burger, our golden Spud Fries with Aioli and an icy cold L&P!
The Firestone Fish burger is filled with crispy beer battered snapper pieces, chunky batch made tartare sauce and accompanied with fresh lettuce, tomato, red onion and tomato relish.
Some assembly is required for a maximum taste explosion, lift the lid on your Firestone Fish burger, throw in some fluffy Spud Fries and reaffix burger lid. Wash it all down with a refreshing L&P, and you’ve got your Fush & Chups meal! BYO beach.
Like Donald Trump’s hair *cough, toupee, cough* the Fush & Chups meal is only around for a limited time, available until March 5th or while stocks last.