Harajuku Chicken Burger

Saikin dō friends and businessmen? Just back from a 48-hour jaunt to Japan.

We write this as we try to beat post-holiday depression by eating overpriced hipster sushi-super-fusion-sashimi-udon-don, while trying to work out how to pay for an office Street Fighter machine with the building maintenance budget.

Just as we were wondering how to keep the cherry-blossom scented, pachinko fuelled dream alive (without actually moving the entire team to the Land of the Rising Sun), it hit us like a wasabi-avocado-on-toast-during-the-avocado-shortage office prank*… let’s turn the world of BurgerFuel Japanesey and sake bomb the sumo-shit out of our next special burger. Doo itashimashite.

So here it is, inspired by the original pioneers of Japanese food fusion (The Samurai Pizza Cats), our recent Tokyo drift, those DanceDanceRevolution arcade games, and our fiery and deeply personal passion for crispy, gourmet style Japanese fried chicken, we bring you the limited time only, super-kawaii union of Burgers and donburi.

Instant noodle in your own time. We're talking a Yum-Yum Mayo coated, crispy panko fried chicken, Samurai soba noodle slaw-ed, ginger sesame dressed, Tonkatsu sauce covered excuse-a my yakuza burger experience here… and it’s all finished off with a fresh wedge of lemon. Yes please, domo arigato.