Introducing Steak of the Nation

Bear Grylls, Steven Adams and Mark Wahlberg all have one thing in common. They all attained their athletic ability and rugged good looks from this burger... Well, they didn’t, but they could have. Throwing back on a Thursday we discussed the primary school days where we were the best athlete’s imaginable. Flinging tennis balls like 10,000m (ahem... 10), doing muscle ups on the monkey bars with mates hanging off our legs, round-offing a storm and of course OWNING Bullrush. Well we wanted to get back to that, and we needed some help, so we decided it was time to release the BEST steak burger in Moo Zealand! With a sweat band affixed tightly to our muscular heads and spandex suctioned to our thighs we introduce to you the Steak of the Nation Burger.

We’ve taken the most succulent scotch steaks, doused them in tarragon and garlic then seared and grilled them to bloody perfection. We then delved deep into the mushroom patches hand plucking the best Portobello ‘shrooms only to sauté them in fine-ass New Zealand butter and softly lay them down on said steak. Including some classic BurgerFuel flavours to the mix, we grill our tasty bacon, throw on a slice of our natural melted cheddar and chucked a couple of crispy battered onion rings on for good measure. To make it gourmet as hell we then top it with fresh rocket and drizzled Béarnaise sauce all over that puppy. Kiss the lips in Italian style, drop the mic and walk off.

So once you have consumed this gourmet burger, you will automatically be able to jump like Adams, climb like Grylls and have automatic bad-ass status like Wahlberg*. From there, the world is yours.

*Disclaimer: This may not actually happen, but if you try really hard and go to boot camp you may get to averagely athletic (kidding you WILL become a god).